Formed in 2007 in a barn on the east side of Westchester, CA, The Triple D's have been bringing joy to both drunks and toddlers all over Southern California. With skills that range from elite to suspect at best, The Triple D's know how to do one thing and only one thing right: party. An abnormally large amount of unplanned pregnancies, DUI's, and sheep sacrifices have been reported following Triple D's performances. In 2008, they were banned from Sudan for being funny. In 2009, all six people who live in Wyoming attended their performance at a Protestant campground in Beulah. With their manager and drummer both back after a lengthy rehab stint to combat sex addiction, The Triple D's are at full strength and rocking a Southern California venue near you.
Steve Altenberg
Name : Steve Altenberg
Instrument : Lead Guitar
Favorite Gimler Tune : Mustache Ride (but this may change later)
When I am not tearing it up with The Triple D's : I'm still playing my guitar. Dedication, baby.
If I was a hot dog : I would be hot!
Favorite Musician: Used to be Jimmy Page, but then I heard Avril Lavigne. Don't know now.
Sin of choice: Gambling, Blow, or Hookers : Gambling
Oldest woman you have slept with : 42
As a kid, my lunchbox had : nothing on it. I still brown bag it to this day.
Worst Kevin Costner movie : The Postman
If you lost a bet, who would plow: Rosie O'Donnell, Kirstie Alley, or Bradley Cooper? Kirstie Alley
Did O.J. do it? I wasn't there. Possibly. What do you think?
How much money have you donated to Haiti? $20.00
How much money have you spent on booze this week? $23.00
Favorite minority celebrity : Salma Hayek
Which movie is it most OK to laugh during: Old Yeller, Schindler's List, or Meet Dave? Old Yeller
Most likely to have an STD: Tiger Woods, Warren Beatty, Charlie Sheen, or Jack Nicholson? All except Nicholson.
The first time my girlfriend farted around me : I was amazed she could synchronize it with the slamming of her car door.
What is worse for your health: Cigarettes, Soda, or Stuart Scott? Cigarettes
What is the worst song of all time: Rico Suave, Sussuido, or the Canadian National Anthem? Rico Suave
When I am bored at church/temple : I stop going there.
Weakest member of Tommy Gimler and The Triple D's : Tommy. He sucks.
Least amount of talent: Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, or Ashlee Simpson? Ashlee Simpson
Minutes it took you to fill out this survey : 7.5 minutes
Will Batts
Name : Will Batts
Instrument : Drums
Favorite Gimler Tune : My Stink, Looks Weird, and Mustache Ride (tie)
When I am not tearing it up with The Triple D's : I'm tagging the alphabet & my initials on billboards, buildings & bridges
If I was a hot dog : I would find a nice warm bun to wrap up in.
Favorite Musician : Bernard "Pretty" Purdie
Sin of choice: Gambling, Blow, or Hookers : Gambling
Oldest woman you have slept with : was for 4 hours
As a kid, my lunchbox had : W I L L on it.
Worst Kevin Costner movie : Great Balls of Fire
If you lost a bet, who would plow: Rosie O'Donnell, Kirstie Alley, or Bradley Cooper? : Kirstie Alley
Did O.J. do it? Yes
How much money have you donated to Haiti? None :(
How much money have you spent on booze this week? None. It was free:)
Favorite minority celebrity : Katt Williams
Which movie is it most OK to laugh during: Old Yeller, Schindler's List, or Meet Dave? Meet Dave because i haven't seen it.
Most likely to have an STD: Tiger Woods, Warren Beatty, Charlie Sheen, or Jack Nicholson? Jack Nicholson
The first time my girlfriend farted around me : I pretended not to notice.
What is worse for your health: Cigarettes, Soda, or Stuart Scott? Scotch
What is the worst song of all time: Rico Suave, Sussuido, or the Canadian National Anthem? Sussuido
When I am bored at church/temple : I trip out on the thought that we f**king exist in a universe against all probability that nothing whatsoever would
ever exist!
Weakest member of Tommy Gimler and The Triple D's : Please don't beat me up for this Pock.
Least amount of talent: Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, or Ashlee Simpson? Please don't beat me up for this Ashlee.
Minutes it took you to fill out this survey : 4,320 minutes
Adam Pockross
Name : Adam “Jew Funk” Pockross
Instrument : Da bass, ukulele, the shaker, the recorder, and Jews Harp
Favorite Gimler Tune : Short Bus
When I am not tearing it up with The Triple D's : I'm dreaming about tearing it up with The Triple D’s.
If I was a hot dog : I would never leave the house.
Favorite Musician : Tommy Gimler and Hootie
Sin of choice: Gambling, Blow, or Hookers : Blowing gambling hookers
Oldest woman you have slept with : so old I couldn’t ask her age
As a kid, my lunchbox had : Tommy Gimler on it.
Worst Kevin Costner movie : There are no bad Kevin Costner movies (only bad critics).
If you lost a bet, who would plow: Rosie O'Donnell, Kirstie Alley, or Bradley Cooper? Does it count if I already plowed Rosie?
Did O.J. do it? Rosie O’Donnell did it.
How much money have you donated to Haiti? Two texts
How much money have you spent on booze this week? If I don’t, my girl won’t sleep with me. I’ve done the math.
Favorite minority celebrity : Woody Allen
Which movie is it most OK to laugh during: Old Yeller, Schindler's List, or Meet Dave? I’m always a sucker for some good Jewish humor.
Most likely to have an STD: Tiger Woods, Warren Beatty, Charlie Sheen, or Jack Nicholson? Tommy Gimler's pet gerbil
The first time my girlfriend farted around me : I made sweet love to her under the stars.
What is worse for your health: Cigarettes, Soda, or Stuart Scott? Fried cigarettes with butter sauce. Mmmm.
What is the worst song of all time: Rico Suave, Sussuido, or the Canadian National Anthem? R.E.M.
When I am bored at church/temple : I think about Satan.
Weakest member of Tommy Gimler and The Triple D's : Howie
Least amount of talent: Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, or Ashlee Simpson? Howie
Minutes it took you to fill out this survey : the editing took a while.
